31 oktober 2011

the days of drooling over gavin yap are back.
please save me!

periuk & kerak-nya

lebih besar periuk,
lebih banyak kerak;
lebih besar periuk,
lebih banyak kerak;
lebih besar periuk,
lebih banyak kerak;

and there's absolutely
no way to turn it the
other way around...

from the world's bestselling thriller writer...

'He'd actually gotten the idea from the movie
Jerry Maguire, of all places. In it, Tom Cruise's
character sends out a mission statement that
gets everyone riled up.

That was precisely what the New Man was
going to do today. Except this was no movie.

He still like Cruise, even though Cruise had
made a fool of himself on Oprah with his
couch-jumping antics. Maybe it was the slight
resemblance they shared, but the New Man
considered him a kind of a role model, almost
a psychic brother. Cruise was a perfectionist,
a peerless professional, a winner -
just like himself.'

'RUN FOR YOU LIFE' by JAMES PATTERSON 

'4 hb 2 kte ik0t bkt ptus'

'Sape ni?'

'Aku la ary.k0 jd f0l0w x.k beraya kat kl j.hehe'

'Ary who? Salah no kot? Sori.'

'Bkn mie k 2'

'Bukan.'

'Aduh slh n0 lak.malu2.mf encik'

'It's ok.'
'0k.mekaseh br0.'
'Same.'

'Katmane 2.lau nk tambah2 kwn bleh k'

'JB. Xpayahla dik. Jaga diri. Bye.'

'Oo cm2.em k'

p/s.
budak-budak sekarang memang suka berkawan dengan 'strangers' kah?

dari seorang lelaki yang kenal prada dan gucci

2002 : 

'mon, pada pandangan kau la kan, 

perempuan yang macamana cantik?'

'yanggg... kakinyaaa.... panjang!' 

tegas mon seraya menggaya tarian christina aguilera. 

[tupaimerah] sekarang baru nampak~

p/s.

nekad.

no more lifts and escalators.

17oct2011

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*lost in space*








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'orang tua-tua cakap kalau masak masin,

itu tandanya dah nak kawen'

'huh! kalau betul, agaknya aku dah ada anak 5 dah....'

pakai inai sekarang kena hati-hati. 
takut mislead mana-mana pihak. 
 nanti rugi.

baru pulang dari KLIA.
baru tahu trolley di sana perlu ditekan
handle-nya untuk digerakkan.
bikin malu saja.